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Reporting for Duty

John Kerry
What are you thinking?
What did you mean
When you said
Help is on the way?
I am distraught
Yet determined
And so I wrote a speech I'd like for you to say:

"My fellow Americans
I stand before you
Firm in my convictions
And beliefs
On your behalf
I will not tolerate
Another coup d'etat by these election thieves

Rest assured
I got your back
I promise to protect us from attack
From without
From within
We cannot let them get away with this again

Samuel Adams
And Patrick henry
Don't you think
They'd do the same
If they were here
You can call me
A sore loser
But sticks and stones will break my bones, I don't care

You must remember
I made this promise
I will speak truth to power
Like I said
They've gone too far
We've gotta stop them
Or this experiment in democracy is dead.

Don't despair
I'm on the case
I got lawyers
All over the place
So bring it on
I'll take a stand
Because I told you I'm a fightin' man!"

John Kerry
What are you doing about this
What did you mean
When you said
Help is on the way?
John Kerry
I deplore you
This urgent matter cannot wait another day
Ohio cannot wait another day!